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A perfume is called an "essence" for woman - what do I do without it? My life has to be senseless as I'm lacking the "essence". Best to hide myself from society from today onwards as I will never be able to fit into all these ideal 'what a women should be like' pictures.
Make up for a "bare skin effect", make up for "naked skin effect"? Why to wear it then at all? Am I the only one not getting the sense here? I thought make up should underline, cover, make the skin even, but naked?
If I finally buy the "essence" perfume what about the one which gives me "the scent of eternal beauty" - can I use them both at the same time or do I have to choose between "essence" and "eternal beauty"? As long as I have the cream on my face which is bringing the "illuminating magic light" onto my skin I will choose the "essence". And good to know that I can completely ruin my hair with too much heat as I just have to use the shampoo "to erase the damage of 100 blow-drys within 7 days" afterwards. As addition I can use the hair cream which makes my hair ten times healthier. Next advertisement and I have another problem. A new scent which should make me able to "choose your own path to happiness". I want this too but am not sure if it can be combined with "essence" and "eternal beauty".
Enhance your flawless face...may I use it under or above the "naked skin effect"?
The "24 hour eyeshadow" is a nice idea but not sure if I have to take it off before I add the "over night repair" cream to my skin which can do miracles while I'm sleeping. And is it still OK to use the patches to keep wrinkles in check and prevent furrows while sleeping?
I think I found the solution for my face. I just buy the cream "within ten days a 25% reduction of wrinkles" - means forty days and I look like in my twenties and no need for any further make up or cream, right?
My face is OK now and i don't care too much about my hair as the solution is the wonder shampoo but the next problem is just around the corner - my body. Is it appropriate to use the "anti-aging" body lotion with thirty-four or should I go with the one for "dry skin"? And which for "dry-skin"? The slightly tanning lotion with sparkling effect or better with silk proteins? I would love the one with this blend of rosemary but this may not go together with the perfume. You think these decisions are not easy? Ha, in comparison of what is adequate to wear it is, believe me. Clothes are more difficult to choose. The skirt which is too mini should not be on a women above twenty-five but the longer version looks like my grandma's. And why looks it so nice on a cover but when I have the same combination my mirror says "NOOOO"? Do I have to choose upfront if I'm the boho, pure, leather, business, mexican, clean, color or nude type or is it ok to be kin of schizophrenic in regards to fashion? Oh gosh, is there a therapist specialized on "who am I and how should I look like"?!? I'm lost in this world. Can I still drive a BMW wearing flat boots or is it only possible with the red sole high heels? And what about my flat, is it stylish enough to go out to the new opened "low carb, healthy vegetable" restaurant or do I have to move upfront into a loft?
Are these the important questions in life? If you believe what you see, then yes.
Fortunately I'm not believing all this and just do what I like, wear what I like, eat what I like and live in a way which makes me happy. Nothing is perfect or flawless or illuminated and you know what - that's exactly what I want! Maybe I'm the individual, unique type.
Find yourself regardless of what the majority think as you don't live for them, your life is just for you!
Keep the faith!